I’ve been caught stealing
Once, when I was five
I enjoy stealing
It’s just as simple as that
Well, it’s just a, simple fact
When I want something,
And I don’t want to pay for it
I walk right, through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right!
If I get by, it’s mine
Mine all mine!
– Been Caught Stealing, by Jane’s Addiction
“No Cause for Alarm”
Robbery. Theft. Stealing. These actions take many different forms.
There’s fraud. There’s force. There’s white collar theft. There’s crafty pickpockets. House burglaries. Insurance swindles. Breaking and entering (B&E). Hanoi-style. Credit card scams. Government kickbacks. Hold ups. Carjacking. Embezzlement. And much, Much More…
They all generally roll up to the same thing. Taking another person’s property (including money) without permission or legal right. Continue reading







