For aging baby boomers, and their retirement accounts, the stock market over the past decade has been a severe disappointment. Many will have to work longer, for a retirement lifestyle dramatically compromised from what they were expecting. Some will not be able to retire at all. But for some members of Congress the stock market’s become a supernatural boon for their wealth.
According to a study from the Journal of Financial and Quantitative Analysis titled, “Abnormal Returns from the Common Stock Investments of the U.S. Senate,” Senators outperformed the stock market by about 10 percent. Perhaps the reason the Senate, as a whole, is so successful at investing is because it’s comprised of the smartest guys in the room. That would explain their abnormal returns…right?
The flaw in this hypothesis, however, is that from what we’ve observed, the Senate is comprised of both idiots and morons – or a combination thereof. Take Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, for instance. Not long ago he argued that paying income tax in the United States is voluntary. This alone makes him an idiot…and a moron too.
Consequently, given that the Senate is, by and large, comprised of idiots and morons, from where do they derive their prescient stock picking abilities? Do they count Elliott Waves? Do they trade Bollinger Bands? Do they study tasseography? Continue reading






